i’d like to be excused from spending my pink pounds on overpriced drinks in unfriendly gay-friendly venues that will look down on me if i am bi , or trans , or black , or not so very well off, or not wearing the same as everyone else, or a woman , or not part of a hen party, or ...

i appreciate this means that i have no ‘pride’ and that i may be barred from the gym of my aspirational new loft-style apartment.

but hey, at least i’ve got kaffequeeria


 

click the dragon and come on in